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Weird science script
Weird science script








Gary: Broke my heart in two! Fats: She broke more than your heart. Fats: In the family jewels? Gary: In the family jewels, man! Wyatt: Worst pain there is. Mitch: She did what?! Man 1: Bitch kneed your nuts?! Gary: Bitch kneed my nuts, man! I ain't playin' with ya. Lisa: She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everyone. You know what the bitch did to me? Mitch: Lay it on me.

weird science script

The chick with those big, big titties? Gary: Hey, you. Mitch: On the telephone? Gary: What this boy talkin' 'bout, on the telephone, man?! Fats: Explain it to him! Gary: Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone! Lisa: But he hung up on her. Mitch: Every damn night?! Gary: Every night, Mitch. Gary: I called her every night for, like, a month. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry 'bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. Fats: Crazy insane? Man 1: Insane? Man 2: Crazy? Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch. Gary: She's into malakas, Dino! Dino: 'She's into malakas'! Do you believe that?! Gary: Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh? Lisa: It's purely sexual. Gary: What is goin' on here? Wyatt: Gary, I don't know! Gary: I don't know what's goin' on here! Wyatt: You look good though! All right?! Gary: Yeah?! Wyatt: Yeah. Gary, I don't know what's goin'- Gary: Wyatt, what's goin' on here? Wyatt: I don't know. Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that your stuff? Is this yours? Wyatt: Oh, shit. Wyatt: Where are we going, anyway? Gary: I don't know.

weird science script

Okay? Wyatt: Okay, but don't get any B.O.

weird science script

Wyatt: But what are we gonna do about this mess? Gary: Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow. Okay? All right? Wyatt: I'm just being practical. Okay? And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. Wyatt: What are we gonna do with her? Gary: Look, we'll just go with the situation. By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Gary: Ceremonial.










Weird science script